The Beach

This is the beach. I actually hate the beach but I thought this would be silly.


My favorite ocean animals:

  • Manatee (also my favorite animal)
  • Sea Slug
  • Sea Snail
  • Portuguese Man o' War
  • Giant Isopods

Why I hate the beach

  • Its scary
  • Stingray season
  • Red tide
  • Tourists
  • Sand worms
  • Portuguese Man o' War
  • Tourists
  • Sea Spiders





Ocean Adventures

[7/24/2024] Today I went to the beach and I swear to god there was a sea spider on my arm. It was horrifying. I could feel its sharp little legs poke my skin. Apart from that though my day was fairly pleasant. Me and bro kept jumping over waves and we made sand penises B).