I LOVE HALLOWEEN

Halloween is so fun and cool, so id thought id share some of my favorite things about it.

Free candy, though im not as stoked as I once was now that im vegetarian :/
Seeing everyones costume, I better not see another T-rex istg
Staying out late
Getting lost
Its spooky
All the pretty lights

Halloween Memories

• One time when I was a kid I was running around and I fell and scraped tf outta my arm. I started sobbing and this lady saw and gave me a band-aid and water.
• Me and bro went as Beavis and Butthead for our first Halloween together. Thing is, no one could tell who we were, maybe because we waited until the last minute to put together our costume, the gist of it was still there though. Only guy who recognized us was some stoner on a tailgate, shout out him fr he was hot.
• When me and bro were trick-or-treating some old lady beckoned us to her house, as we neared it she went inside. We stood outside this lady's door for like 10 minutes waiting for something to happen. We thought she might've been baking us cookies or died or something. After we had enough waiting we ran away as fast as we could so just in case if the lady finally opened the door she wouldnt see us fleeing and breaking her old lady feelings.
• Theres this one old lady whos been handing out biscotti ever since I was a kid. Theres this one house that always gives out pokemon cards. There was this one house that would hand out drinks, but last time we went all she had was beer, fuck them kids ig. Sigh.
• One time my mom peed in a bush while we were trick-or-treating and I was so embarassed I wanted to die